My Sister Maureen

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“ Okay, I have no idea how to cut up a chicken My Sister Maureen (While beginning to cook a Mother’s Day dinner)


“ Mom, where are my underwear? My Sister Maureen
“ I just realized that its 6:15 pm and I’m putting on a bra for the first time today My Sister Maureen

Sleeping

  • Me: I just want to sleep
  • Maureen: Welcome to my life


“ I would rather be in a wheelchair than give up sugar My Sister Maureen


“ Do you think it’s easier for short people to paint their toenails since they’re closer to the ground? My Sister Maureen


My Sister Maureen looks very summery and very cute. Notice she is painting rocks here… these rocks live in the back of my 1993 Volvo station wagon (I like to have a little zen rock garden).

My Sister Maureen looks very summery and very cute. Notice she is painting rocks here… these rocks live in the back of my 1993 Volvo station wagon (I like to have a little zen rock garden).



Showering

My Sister Maureen could not wait ten minutes for me to get out of the shower. Instead, she decided to shower at the same exact time as me so that I had the coldest, worst shower ever. THANKS MAUREEN LOVE YOU TOO.



“ Let’s do whatever we can to get her to England. Bake sale, whatever it takes to get her out” -Our Mom


England

  • Maureen: It's British, everything in England is understated
  • Me: Like the Royal Wedding?